(Un)Inspired

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Emily, age 2, with a mixed-up Mr. Potato Head

A couple of things to bring a smile (and/or a chuckle?) to you today.

Click on the following to send a funny e-mail to someone:

Monk-E-Mail

AND

Some funny, satirical versions of those "inspirational posters" you see around workplaces:

APATHY
If we don't take care of the customer,
maybe they'll stop bugging us.

STUPIDITY
Quitters never win, winners never quit,
but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

COMPROMISE
Let's agree to respect each other's views,
no matter how wrong yours may be.

MEETINGS
None of us is as dumb as all of us.

IDIOCY
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

CLUELESSNESS
There are no stupid questions,
but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

DEMOTIVATION
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is
just to fire all of the unhappy people.