YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IN COURT:
Trial lawyers are only after the truth, but some questions they ask are bizarre, as are some of the responses of the witnesses.
Attorney: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
Witness: Not mine.