From Stuart's daily calendar:
Attorneys and witnesses can say some strange things when they get into court and the trial has started. For example:
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's 20.
ATTORNEY: The date of your baby's conception was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh...
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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One time one of Dave's Sailors was in trouble when he got caught stealing from the Navy Exchange. Before the Captain's Mast started, the Captain asked the Sailor if he had any questions. He did.
"Captain, am I in trouble for all of the things I stole, or just what I got caught for stealing?"
They put the proceedings on hold and went to search the young man's locker. They found more than three times the value of stolen property than they had originally found!
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