Perfect timing for this little funny e-mail ditty? Enjoy! And have a funny Friday!COLD IS A RELATIVE THING
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian and French cars won't start.
People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
South Carolian folks don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, woolhats.
People in Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Philadelphia have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Philadelphians close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in Pennsylvania let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Pittsburghers get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Maine start saying..."Cold enough for yah?"
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Buffalo public schools will open 2 hours late.
3 comments:
Ha! That gave me a big chuckle!! It's so true! But at 95 degrees, I'm just dewy...and ya'll northerners have melted in puddles on the sidewalk. ;) Southerners rule...you know you want to move down to Georgia...I'll babysit. :)
LOLOLOLOLOL! Very true about the heat issue. *wink* And you're right about (secretly) wanting to move down there. We visited your fair state a few years ago for a long weekend and LOVED it! The kids were definitely ready to pack their bags and relocate. ( http://writersblock-susie.blogspot.com/2006/10/georgia-on-my-mind.html Click on roadtrip on the tags and there are a few more posts about our visit, I think.)
And you're SO sweet to offer to babysit...in your spare time, right? *wink* I'd would offer that to you...to give you a break from having to be "super mom." (Really really wish I could, too!!)
too funny! i love it! i laughed out loud! especially as a (mis)placed east coaster in seattle, where it's a mild spring 9 months of the year! they say it's "cold" out (aka 40 degrees), close down schools for snowflakes, and in the summer, they'll complain of the one nice day we get that maybe reaches into the upper 80's, complaining it is "too hot". you'd think the beaches and lakefronts would be packed on these "hot" days? nope! everyone's indoors, escaping...???? very bizarro!
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