Friday, July 31, 2009

Friday Funnies

In honor of my proud Scottish heritage and for all my friends with similar ancestry, I give you today's Friday Funnies... presented to me by my loving English hubby. Have a good laugh! And a great Friday!

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So an Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went into bar. They each ordered a whiskey, and each of the drinks came out with a fly in it.

The Englishman looked into his glass and shook his head in disgust. "Ugh, I cannot drink this," he said.

The Irishman looked into his glass and proclaimed the same thing, pushing the fly-laden drink away.

The Scotsman looked into his glass and grabbing the fly, he shook it. "Spit it out! Spit it out!" he shouted.

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