Those of you who know me well will know that this is completely "tongue-in-cheek" as I am not the slightest bit interested in actual porn. But I got this in an e-mail and couldn't resist sharing it! (I think it's part of a book.)
For those of you who, like me, are married to charming men who already do many of these things, this is
purely silly.
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